I’ve seen a lot of weird intros to porn but this one takes the cake
TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2
OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.
SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
that was adorable and heart breaking
|—||The Bible (via alexturneer)|
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sung in.
*snapchats you back 5 days later when I look cute*
facts are facts
licking your armpit is like licking your elbow
i just licked my armpit to counter this and now i feel gross
SOMEONE DID IT
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG
I’M SO Pissed OFF RIGHT NOW goD DAMN IT